• If She-Man Von Sparklehorse doesn't win, then nothing is right in the world. #eurovision @MrRyanSampson

  • Standard android <clap clap> Unlocked device <clap clap> Unlocked boot loader <clap clap> Just $649 <cricket cricket> #GoogleIO @tapbot_paul

  • @Shormila and the cure is brownies I hear. @shahmirj

  • @IAMSOPHIEMILLER What are you doing awake so early. Up all night?. he he #daftpunk @shahmirj

  • C++ is like looking for a unicorn which you will find, but you will most definitely have to trawl through horseshit. #programming @shahmirj

  • @FxckLibby @RahmeenJavaid seriously 9 retweets. WHAAAAAT THE FUCK! @shahmirj

  • @RahmeenJavaid Would you stop retweeting crap @shahmirj

  • @IAMSOPHIEMILLER I am now stuck to that song, it is epic #DaftPunk. I need to watch #Tron again @shahmirj

  • Be the coolest kid in class or at the office with this musical ruler. goo.gl/MkEpc @YouTube

  • Safely home - back on Earth, happily readapting to the heavy pull of gravity. Wonderful to smell and feel Spring. @Cmdr_Hadfield

  • Wow. This is Henrik Pilerud from Sweden & his Blood Angel Space Marine costume is bloody amazing! youtu.be/U8qglSV74XY #Warhammer #40K @jmswallow

  • I don’t play games anymore, I just read the Steam patch notes. @shauninman

  • Kimi knows wtf he is doing. #f1 @shahmirj

  • Lewis is going so slowly he is in danger if being overtaken by Will.I.Am #f1 #bbcf1 #skyf1 @GarethJonesTV

  • Holy fuck #bitcoin is worth £70.00, couple of months ago it was worth £7.00 @shahmirj

  • apt-get install lolcat. > lolcat /etc/passwd. #linux #fun @shahmirj

  • This is epic: vimeo.com/62092214 @n0x13

  • @TIME @TIMENewsFeed Dammit he survived. @shahmirj

  • If you are feeling board help me out stackoverflow.com/questions/1640… #cplusplus @shahmirj

  • youtube.com/watch?v=JiUy4i… David moving a biscuit using his #android. #robotics @shahmirj

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